It’s kind of funny, actually.
I was having a discussion with the person cutting my hair this morning, following my long-awaited Echocardiogram (there’s hope for you Bruce-haters out there!), and we were discussing my loss in the Primary for Township Supervisor.
She asked me what happened, and I told her what I believe to be the truth: “I was too damned honest for the voters to be able to handle”.
George Carlin, in assessing the Clinton-Dole campaigns of 1996, said something that I believe to be gospel:
“Dole went out there and said ‘I’m a plain and honest man’.
BULLLLSHIT.
Clinton went out and said, ‘Hi, how-do-you-do, I’m completely full of shit and how do you like that?’
And the people said, ‘Well, at least he’s honest!‘
He was honest about being completely full of shit.”
And this follow-up gem from Carlin:
“The American people like their bullshit right in front of them, so that they can get a good, strong whiff of it. If honesty was introduced into the American way of life, people couldn’t handle it.”
BING-O!
Yes, I know: part of my loss was undoubtedly due to my abrasiveness and sarcasm. I get it.
However, I believe that it goes deeper than personality. I mean, consider the simple facts that (A) Ernie only mustered 650-some votes in a Township of 10,000 people and (B) he actually solicited letters of support for publication, and had a grand total of 5 in two weeks.
This is NOT a strong showing. Better than mine, I’ll admit, but against someone who has been as controversial as I have, it’s still a very weak showing.
I think that the REAL issue was “honesty”, KOUE’s claim that I lack “integrity” notwithstanding.
The simple fact of the matter is that I’ve been brutally honest about what I see as problems in this community, as well as brutally honest about those so-called “leaders” who are either turning their heads and ignoring them, or actually contributing to these problems.
Like the protagonist in Henrik Ibsen’s “An Enemy Of The People”, I screamed “the water is poisoned” in the face of those who didn’t want the water to be poisoned. Also like Ibsen’s protagonist, I too was deemed “An Enemy Of The People” by the powers-that-be.
And, the citizens being citizens, they took their leader’s word for it. I mean, your neighbor wouldn’t actually LIE to you, would he/she?
While working at Southwestern Medical Clinic for a year-and-a-half, I worked for a nice lady who I got along with very well. However, she was grossly inefficient at carrying out part of her duties as Administrator: dealing with problems.
She preferred the old “Ostrich method”, which is to stick your head firmly into the ground and hope that the Tiger ignores you. It never does.
Needless to say, that office was the most chaotic work environment that I’ve ever worked in, and people left in droves. Including me, and as I said, I liked this lady very much.
It’s pretty much the same here in Berrien Springs (and, I’ll guess, in many communities). We’d rather pretend that the problems DON’T exist than work towards solving them because, using the “path of least resistance” model, it’s much easier to ignore a problem than it is to solve it. Which is why we will have the “right” Township Board for the job after the November elections.
It’s much easier to sit in our comfortable homes and ignore the fact that we, The Rubes, are being taken to the cleaners by someone as “nice” as Ernie Hildebrand. Because, sticking our necks out would mean that someone might not like us. Questioning makes people nervous. Nervousness leads to fear, and fear to dislike.
Which is pretty much what happened in the election. Very few people today will say that the police department was running more efficiently under Tacklebox than it is under Agay, but Bruce? He was that obnoxious asshole who ran a good guy out of office. And how dare he, when he’s only lived in the community for a quarter-century?
Never mind that I was “right”. Never mind that it led to necessary change for the better.
I’m not saying this to whine. I’m saying this because people in this community need to wake up. The Garren Dent-types…they who speak in whispers and agree that there are problems, but “don’t want to risk hurting my business/relationships/family”…need to wise up, because you’re about to take a bigger screwing tax-wise than what you have when you were oh-so quiet.
Again, this election wasn’t about “me”, personally. It was about changing a mindset that our neighbors…the ones who smile at us in Church…would NEVER take advantage of their relationship with you.
Because, as we all found out during the “Sewer Wars”, they WILL, with the same smile on their face.
If you let them.